And so continues our whirlwind tour of select portions of my home. Yes, I'm just as excited as you are. I timed this so that it wouldn't interfere with the royal wedding a few weeks ago. I'm too classy to take away the audience from the royal family.
Here is the one room that may keep you interested for the 3 1/2 minutes it takes to read this blog. There are so many knick-knacks, action figures and crappy nonsense that you're bound to find something that is mildly interesting. I captioned all the photos for you. Some of them are funny-- others may just disturb you. I'm not going to pretend to care what the affect is on you.
Here's my work area. ooooooohhhh....I'm messy, so therefore I'm talented.
|I got this huge steel drafting table for 25 bucks about a decade ago. I hope it isn't cursed or anything.|
Look! More crap!
|I use the magic 8-ball to make all of my financial decisions.|
And yet MORE crap! It never ends.
|My "desk friends" keep me company, but sometimes they tell me to do bad things.|
I just like Christopher Walken. And so should you.
|I don't think having a picture of Christopher Walken needs any explanation.|
Edgar and Skeletor are good friends. On Wednesdays they play darts at Buffalo Wild Wings.
|Yes, I keep Edgar Allen Poe in a cardboard candy coffin. He likes it in there.|
Go out and read something by Jhonen Vasquez. Don't argue, just do it.
|Johnny the Homocidal Maniac is actually quite inspiring.|
|Good ol' Siouxsie Sioux. She looks like she wants a bite of my Three Musketeers.|
If you don't know who Siouxsie and the Banshees are, you must leave right now.
|Aliens are actually very festive creatures. Just don't look too closely at their eggs.|
My magnifying lamp is used to hold up silly things...
|My tickets to a Cure concert 4 years ago. Held to my lamp with sushi magnets.|
Yeah, every artist has some kind of stupid action figure.
|Dr. Zaius still won't let the rest of the action figures in the Forbidden Zone. Damn dirty ape.|
Just got the printer.....Mmmmmmmm....
|Good wide-format printer. Good printer. Stay.|
Next time I will take you through my DVD collection. I know this is a lot of excitement for you, but I think my readers are tougher (or at least more desensitized) than most.
I'm tired now. Blogging makes me thirsty. Disperse.